I usually end up reading Wikipedia on my phone while laying in bed at night. It’s pretty damn crazy the random stuff I find. For example, I was reading about molecular gastronomy, then moved on to salt, then to pickling, and etc. What’s really mind blowing is I somehow ended up on water slides, and found the real reason why you’re supposed to cross your legs at your ankles when you’re going down the steep vertical ones…

Water Ski Douche

I think the last time I rode a damn slide like that, I didn’t cross my ankles. I’ll be doubly sure to do so next time.