Well since I’ve already pissed off a good friend today, I went to grouphug.us to cheer up. Probably the best one there :
“So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a video tape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it, it cuts to her sucking off some dude. his nuts in her mouth, she looks at the camera, and says “you’re dumped. enjoy the brownies” – and spits the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix.
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I love that site. I feel a little better reading this stuff.
