God Damn Annoying Alvin and The Chipmunk style Women ><
by Bobosan on Aug.28, 2004, under Main
So, its bitch time. I cant stand Carrie. I’m not the cleanest person,but she takes it to the next level. Tonight I went around with post it notes and wrote reminders for things.
“SHUT THE MICROWAVE WHEN YOU ARE DONE”
“TURN OFF THE BATHROOM FAN , YOU DONT PAY THE BILL — IT DOESNT NEED TO RUN ALL NIGHT”
“SHUT THE CABINET”
“THIS IS A FRONT DOOR, CLOSE IT AND MAKE SURE ITS CLOSED”
“SEE ME, IM A DISHWASHER, PUT DISHES INTO ME”
“PUT DOWN THE TOLIET SEAT , HAVEN’T YOU HEARD OF FECAL COLIFORM?”
“TURN OFF THE TV, IT RUNS ALL NIGHT”
You get the point…the point is, she needs to find a new fucking place to live. She has the most annoying voice ever, I dont see how she has a guy…and for fucks sake woman, dont use my god damn razor to shave your legs. It would be different if I loved you, but I dont, so dont fucking do it. Don’t put air freshners in the bathroom, don’t use my shaving creme, don’t get your god damn foot scrub all over my shower. She needs to move. They both need to move. God damn, my father is so whipped. He needs to find his testicles again.
Actually, I need to get out.
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